Indian Air Force Pilot: Hello, Air Traffic Control, I have an emergency. My landing gear won't deploy.
Originally Posted by hydealfred
Indian Air Traffic Control: OK, Have you tried your router? Make sure it's plugged into your phone line?
Indian Air Force Pilot: What??? What router? I am being in an aircraft trying to land!!!
Indian Air Traffic Control: Well, have you updated your anti virus software. Perhaps you are infected.
Indian Air Force Pilot: Virus? How can I have a bloody virus? This is an Air Force aircraft. Of COURSE I don't have a virus!!!
Indian Air Traffic Control: Sir, please to be calm. I am only trying to help. Is your equipment plugged into the wall socket?
Indian Air Force Pilot: MAYDAY, MAYDAY!!! I am going to crash!!! MAYDAY!!!
Indian Air Traffic Control: Please sir, stop shouting. I must tell you... oh. Never mind.
Do it safely, or not at all.