spooksprings
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Uncle's House, Powys, Wales
Hi thought I'd go and see my old Uncle today, havent seen him since 1992 in his Big Victorian House,
built around 1840! You want to come along too? hmm ok, you can hold the torch.
Lets go through the stained glass, admire its beating entwined hearts,
symbol of lovers newly blessed
Pause at the intricate detail and...funnel web spiders?
Turn the turned wood handle, hop over the parquet tile flooring.
Hello Uncle?! Well the lights on, but no one in.
Oh nice touch an interior exterior garden window feature.
Euch! It's a little dissaranged in here? Maybe Uncle needs some home help.
He always kept a threadbare house
...leaving pricless paintings by Van Gough lying around
And lots of personal clutter
Personally I blame the 10 types of medicine he takes
Lets see if he's in the study... nope looks like fishing licence distribution is on hold
Uncle is a champion fisher btw. This is the award he won for beating a giant salmon of knowledge into submission using a birch. No, it's not cruel, it's a metaphor.
He also liked shooting sheep in the head on drive by's.
Uncle is not at his Windows 3.0 workstation
I'm not suprised, look at the speed of that internet, full of bugs too.
Lets check upstairs, past the giant totem pole fashioned in a civil way
to look like a banister.
Ah, the orthapedic bed is empty...Uncle always had severe back pain after the accident,
he had to use that bat-cave-lift to get downstairs.
Time's running out where the Jivven's is the great man?
Oh this...this...uh, these are pictures of his favourite home carers, all Spanish, not a word of English and all inexperienced under 20 yr olds.
Oh no...he's turned to the demon drink again! He goes crazy when he downs the bottle! Now I know where he is!
Oh Uncle, Hi! Great to see you again, you've been spreading the Xmas joy in the town square.
Who's this? oh he's my torch bearer. He's going now, to creep about some other dead guys house.
Can I have my torch back plz?
Cheers, James
Hi thought I'd go and see my old Uncle today, havent seen him since 1992 in his Big Victorian House,
built around 1840! You want to come along too? hmm ok, you can hold the torch.
Lets go through the stained glass, admire its beating entwined hearts,
symbol of lovers newly blessed
Pause at the intricate detail and...funnel web spiders?
Turn the turned wood handle, hop over the parquet tile flooring.
Hello Uncle?! Well the lights on, but no one in.
Oh nice touch an interior exterior garden window feature.
Euch! It's a little dissaranged in here? Maybe Uncle needs some home help.
He always kept a threadbare house
...leaving pricless paintings by Van Gough lying around
And lots of personal clutter
Personally I blame the 10 types of medicine he takes
Lets see if he's in the study... nope looks like fishing licence distribution is on hold
Uncle is a champion fisher btw. This is the award he won for beating a giant salmon of knowledge into submission using a birch. No, it's not cruel, it's a metaphor.
He also liked shooting sheep in the head on drive by's.
Uncle is not at his Windows 3.0 workstation
I'm not suprised, look at the speed of that internet, full of bugs too.
Lets check upstairs, past the giant totem pole fashioned in a civil way
to look like a banister.
Ah, the orthapedic bed is empty...Uncle always had severe back pain after the accident,
he had to use that bat-cave-lift to get downstairs.
Time's running out where the Jivven's is the great man?
Oh this...this...uh, these are pictures of his favourite home carers, all Spanish, not a word of English and all inexperienced under 20 yr olds.
Oh no...he's turned to the demon drink again! He goes crazy when he downs the bottle! Now I know where he is!
Oh Uncle, Hi! Great to see you again, you've been spreading the Xmas joy in the town square.
Who's this? oh he's my torch bearer. He's going now, to creep about some other dead guys house.
Can I have my torch back plz?
Cheers, James
