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Thread: Porn Mine F, Dogger's Car Park, 20XX

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    Default Porn Mine F, Dogger's Car Park, 20XX


    Years ago we heard of the legendary porn mine that had a huge stash of wank mags hidden deep inside. Getting the odd snippet of information here and there, we gradually narrowed down the mines location, and after spending hour upon hour stalking the countryside, we found what looked like an old adit. Parking up in the local dogger's car park, we grabbed our tools, trekked over, and started digging. Luckily the Scotch Urbex Krew (S.U.K.) were nearby and able to offer a hand...


    After many hours we broke through as night fell


    Once inside I stuck my head down a side road and shouted "Shit a fucking brick, I smell porn!", as the reek of old pornos wafted along with the bad air


    Crawling down we soon made it on to the main roadway, untouched for fifty years since it was last worked


    With it being half flooded, we headed down another side road towards the modern workings


    The reinforced roadway led to a collapse that had to be dug through


    12ft of thick clay!




    Then we were into the modern workings complete with rakes of tubs


    And tools galore


    This was all becoming a distraction from what we had came looking for, so when we found this shaft, we knew what would be down it


    Only a stash could be at the bottom of this


    We came across the sign - Buckfast bottles. The drink of choice of Scottish wankers


    We raised our lamps and couldn't believe what we saw. Yes, it was the secret cache of masturbation material. Although it had been well used a couple of the guys still knocked one off. This is what exploring is all about

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    It's not a proper explore without 70s or 80s porn. Kids these days don't know what they're missing.

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    I always look forward to your stuff - not porn but dark holes.

    So the collapses must be more recent, the entrance sealed part too??
    That flooded bit. Now, for me wood in water puts fear into reality - no H2S? I've been into flooded wooden parts over this way and it wasn't a pleasant place. Quite nasty in fact..

    Methinks this one is in that central zone between the two big cities? I'm quite jealous you have that stuff because around here the coal measures are deep and inaccessible. Opencast mining would sometimes expose bits but even those opencasts are closing now.

    I know what was porn in those pics for me and it wasn't the filthy women - the windy pick is a very special find.
    Great post as always. Thanks for sharing.
    Full of meaty goodness.

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    Top shelf report sir. Youtubers take note, that's how it's done
    Hoocha

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    the lengths man will go to,for a wank :)
    'one step away from you'

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    That's a rather hairy-looking place to go with your tools…

    Quote Originally Posted by Scattergun View Post
    Youtubers take note, that's how it's done
    Amen to that.

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    Disgusting, I enjoyed it, Thanks.
    Smiler
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    Total dedication there. Great report. Had me interested right until the end.

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    That seems like a lot of effort, haven't u heard of the internet?

    Brilliant report though on an unusual site!
    What the hell am I doing, I mean really at my age!

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