Mash, roadtrip

[dsankt]

Take one Australian (me), two Canadians (Mutt and Detroit) and a hirecar with unlimited mileage, bring to boil and stir over low heat.

Cautions:

• dodgy GPS programming. Dover is not on route to Leeds.
• dsankt's bad asylum luck. Entering opposite the vacant security hut through a 2nd level window with a ladder, will guarantee the security guard arrives for a shift 10 minutes before you attempt exit.
• sleep in a random farmers field and sheep and cows will interrupt your rest.
• if you're lucky the asian security guard who speaks little english may allow you to explore. Else he might be saying he'll call the feds. Who could know?
• While amusing, driving on the wrong side of the road is dangerous kiddies. Beware the roundaboots to.

Serve:

• sleep deprived but happy, with a tumbler of harden the fuck up.

Daily Disaster

The daily driver has seen better days, trashed and trashed then left on blocks to the mercy of pigeons munching colon blow.



Heavy H2O

Lakeside living in Sheffield, remediated lots available on request.


Bukkake Deathray

Large dam overflow valve in national park, somewhere north of London in the badlands before reaching Edinburgh. See how your oversized Victoria Beckham cumshots glasses handle this you hookers.


Snicker

Small church somewhere in rural england, provides neat photo opportunities and fake roses for your missus. Fuji @ f2


Mould Problem

Broomhill Hospital.


Served

Kitchen, Broomhill Hospital.


Curvature

Broomhill asylum. Fuji 160.


Swept

Sweep your problems under the rub, collect them up for a rainy day and live without a care in the world until it all just collapses under you. Words to live by? Odd colours on Fuji 160.


Orbination

Will o wisps abound with nary a swamp in sight. Bold they grow and further abroad they roam. Beware kiddies. Fuji 160


Decay

Peeling erm, roof?


Crisp

Broomhill hospital. Fuji 160

 

[MD]

good work mate
so how many miles did you rack up??

 

[King Al]

Looks like you had great fun! Broomhill looks cool, not sure I would want to sleep in a random field though

 

[smileysal]

WOW, you've been busy. Broomhill looks great, love the fireplace, and the stairs, and especially that room with all the windows (is it a conservatory?) looks great whatever it is. Nice to see the pic of the Tinsley Cooling Tower, (and the description underneath lol).

Like them all, but the ones i've mentioned are my favourites.

Excellent pics as always,

Cheers,

Sal

 

[Alley]

Roundaboots... picking up the Canadian accent?

Nice photos

 

[dsankt]

good work mate
so how many miles did you rack up??

London - haflway to freaking dover - sheffield - leeds - newcastle - carlisle - dumfries - ayr - glasgow in about 2 days. Then I rocked the ever delighful Megatronbus back to London and left the Canadians to run riot with turbozutek for a few days. I love the road

Looks like you had great fun! Broomhill looks cool, not sure I would want to sleep in a random field though

Sure you do, all the best travel stories involve overcoming some kind of hardship. How dull would life be if everything was easy

WOW, you've been busy. Broomhill looks great, love the fireplace, and the stairs, and especially that room with all the windows (is it a conservatory?) looks great whatever it is. Nice to see the pic of the Tinsley Cooling Tower, (and the description underneath lol).

Like them all, but the ones i've mentioned are my favourites.

Excellent pics as always,

Cheers,

Sal

Busy is three mega trips up north in the past month, so much so the stories are all sounding the same... photos on the way of course. The last shot with all the windows is what appears to be a sunroom running part length of the building on both 2nd and 3rd levels on the front size.

Roundaboots... picking up the Canadian accent?

Nice photos

I lived there for a year, sometimes it slips it's way all sly like into regular speech. All hail the mighty beaver.

 

[smileysal]

aaah, cheers for that.

Sal

 

[pdtnc]

nice shots

 

[BigLoada]

Roundaboots... picking up the Canadian accent?

Nice photos

I thought he was turning into a Geordie like me

Wicked pictures dude, sounds like a hell of a trip. Love the photo titles too, especially Curvature..good word that.