Urbex Injuries....

I presume the doors didn't all off & the engine give up with a bang & a cloud of smoke?

My brother once just saw a clown driving a car while on a walk, & though that was funny.

randomnut said:

Also, whilst not an injury I was once mailciously chased by two clowns in a transit van for trying to explore a circus that had pitched up on a local field. Not cool.

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I see they take security seriously at circuses lool.

randomnut said:

Also, whilst not an injury I was once mailciously chased by two clowns in a transit van for trying to explore a circus that had pitched up on a local field. Not cool.

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mate that is one of the best posts ive read

did they throw a bucket of bits of paper at you or ask if you would like to sniff their flowers!!!!
also how did they drive with the big shoes on that clowns wear??

I got my first injury yesterday, I feel so proud!

Some of you might recognise this place. I'd walked past this without problem but coming back I was looking through the window to make sure the hosues right next to us weren't watching. As I slinked past the window I decided to get some speed up so I'd only be able to be seen for a split second.


*bang* - right in the side of my head. I think my ear took most of the impact.

Sheep2405 after taking a tumble in Manchester.


TnM

But its gone now, without even a bruise

Got a nice bloody bruise on my shin from last nights explore, looks a mess!!!!!

I wanted a bruise or something but today nothing not even pain

Latest one is a scratch down the side of my leg. can't remember how i did it tho and i only did it yesterday

mmmm well so far I've been lucky looking at what you lot have done.
A very near faceplant while at st mary's asylum in stannington and a few bumps and grazes but nothing major.

However did have to help another explorer who drove a nail thru her foot.

moral of the story...
Cary some basic 1st aid kit wear decent boots and watch where your bloody walking

i got a scratch on my wrist and a nick in my thumb yesterday and cant recall doing either

randomnut said:

Also, whilst not an injury I was once mailciously chased by two clowns in a transit van for trying to explore a circus that had pitched up on a local field. Not cool.

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This is a joke? Must be kidding!

thecollector said:

This is a joke? Must be kidding!

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Nope, thats straight up. Myself and a friend were having a look around, and these 2 russian clowns got all pissed about it, jumped in their transit van and chased us across the field.

randomnut said:

Nope, thats straight up. Myself and a friend were having a look around, and these 2 russian clowns got all pissed about it, jumped in their transit van and chased us across the field.

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Why didn't you ask them for their autographs? No bottle!!

lol, that reminded me of this.




PS: Were those malicious clowns armed with party popers and silly string as a deterrent?

Jonas-Smith said:

Not exactly an Uberex injury but still this is what happened when i fell through my own front door!

total of 37 stitches internal and external, 4 hours in theater to repair the tendons and arteries and months of physio!

Dont mess with glass

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Did you not just get your ass kicked by Zorrow?

Awesome scar!!!

Not an Urbex injury, just one resulting from pure stupidity and LAGER! I know a few of my fellow urbexers on here will be wanting to see this and i am sure a few others will enjoy my stupidity

I just happened to jump out of a first floor window (and no i was not on mushrooms etc. etc. just beer) as you do-when pissed and landed on my patio with an almighty crunch!

Result, shattered and disslocated ankle = 5 days in hostpital, 4 hour operation to fix plates into myankle to hold it all together again

Should be great fun at the airport next time going through the metal detector

Anyway pics


A few screws in here to hold it all together and 8 staples to finish things off.


Lots more screws and a plate in here to sort this side out and 21 staples to finish off with.

Going to get a few snaps of the xrays when i go back to hostpital the first week in June, so keep your eye out for an update

You may now take the piss!

(Warning: contains flabtastic Thompski nudity)


Not really an injury however I had to have a 24 hour heart monitor the other week, upon leaving the hospital I spotted two Nursing accomodation towers being demolished.



Ric and I rooftopped the said towers later that evening.



I went in the next day with a huge smirk on my face. Sadly for you all I have no medical issues, so shall continue to be a Derbyshire thorn in your collective sides for some time yet (I presume so anyway).

nutnut said:

Should be great fun at the airport next time going through the metal detector

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Alas not, surgical steel does not set them off.

Good luck with your recovery!

Cheers Krela.

I was looking foward to causing chaos at Gatwick in a couple of weeks